Bumper Stickers
By Staff
Thursday October 12, 2006 3:54:49pm


Tell us about the roadway messages you see everyday while driving. Do they make you smile or angry? From funny to pointed, post them here. Feel free to make them up too!


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Cohutta
Comments: 5
Joined: 05/15/2008
05/17/2008 10:28:41 PM
Georgia tag, bumpersticker read-"Sherman was a Bastard" Love it!
 
fixem
Comments: 69
Joined: 11/16/2007
01/17/2008 08:54:35 AM
beam me up scotty, there is no intelligent life down here! and another on.... i see dumb people!

 
familymom
Comments: 191
Joined: 11/29/2007
01/16/2008 07:21:42 PM
My late grandfather, a WWII vet, had a bumper sticker on his old suburban that read:

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage

He was a great man.
 
bygracethrufaith
Comments: 1017
Joined: 07/13/2007
01/16/2008 12:01:26 PM
a young man driving a small dark colored pick up truck passed me a couple of mornings ago.
The hot pink window decal on the back read "Real Women Drive Trucks."

I haven't stopped laughing about that one yet. :D
 
wes
Comments: 66
Joined: 04/09/2006
01/16/2008 11:39:32 AM
"save a Marine. Park an SUV"
 
BugBug
Comments: 3
Joined: 05/31/2006
11/28/2006 01:50:10 PM
I used to have a 1996 Geo Metro, 1.0 litre (the 53mpg one), and had to drive I-75 to work everyday in Atlanta...
I had one made up that read, "Ooooh!!! You just got passed by a GEO!!!"
(Should have seen the Mustangs and Camaros trying to pass me!!!)

Also had one that said, "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT, Cell phone talkers, use shoulder of road"... Didn't work, though...
 
Ima D Scamp
Comments: 286
Joined: 08/30/2006
11/28/2006 01:54:19 AM
My other car is a Honda (sticker on a '72 pick-em-up truck).
Don't honk at me,I saw the light change,I am deaf! (*!*).... Smile!

 
mountainman
Comments: 739
Joined: 09/13/2006
11/27/2006 08:04:05 PM
Saw a bunch of them FREE MATT DUNAGAN bumper stickers.They give the public more info. than the news paper do'es.Where is the Voice of the people?News is happening,REPORT IT!
 
Twinkie
Comments: 391
Joined: 01/18/2006
11/27/2006 09:10:27 AM
My mother has a red, 1973 Pontiac Ventura, she bought it new and on the bumper is a sticker that says "The Devil made me buy this car". I think she needs a new one that says "the Devil made me keep this car".
 
Ima D Scamp
Comments: 286
Joined: 08/30/2006
10/12/2006 07:00:50 PM
Another one or two!

"When bush took office, Gas was $1.46 per gallon."

"I'm only speeding because I am looking for a bathroom"

"Land of the free because of the brave!"

Have a good one!
 
Ima D Scamp
Comments: 286
Joined: 08/30/2006
10/12/2006 06:44:47 PM
A couple of others that I jotted down on my excursions!
"You're driving a car, not a phone booth!"

RETIRED:
I was tired yesterday,
and I am tired today!

Honk if you are Elvis! (all time favorite of Tupelo, Mississippi residents).
 
Ima D Scamp
Comments: 286
Joined: 08/30/2006
10/12/2006 06:30:12 PM
My favorite is:
If you can read this,
Thank a teacher.
(written in English)
 
BigShiggy
Comments: 410
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/12/2006 06:21:33 PM
I don't see um everyday, but some I've seen:



God Bless John Wayne (for jaberjaw)

Yes, This Is My New Truck
No, I Will Not Help You Move

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going

Hang Up And Drive

Get Off The Phone And Drive

Guns Don't Kill People Tailgating Me Does

Keep Honking I'm Reloading

Driver Only Carries $20.00 Worth Of Ammunition

How's My Driving? Dial 1-800 Eat ____

If You Can Read This, Thank a Teacher
If You Can Read It In English, Thank a Veteran

09-11-01 Have You Forgotten?

The Second Amendment: America's Original Homeland Security

Support Our Troops

Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend On You

International Terrorist Hunting Permit No. 91101

1.20.09 Bush's Last Day

Don't Believe Everything You Think

Think It's Not Illegal Yet

USMC: Only God Can Forgive Bin Laden,
It's Our Responsiblity To Arrange The Meeting
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