Crazy SPAM email subjects lines
By Staff
Thursday October 12, 2006 3:59:12pm


FIRST OF ALL KEEP THEM CLEAN.

We all get a lot of SPAM here and want to see if your subjects are as odd as ours. The funnier and odder the better. Dirty subjects will be removed and the user will be blocked from all access once noted, without a second chance.

Feel free to also warn people of any email scams here if you run across one.


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BigShiggy
Comments: 494
Joined: 01/19/2006
06/19/2008 10:42:14 PM
_________Treat your family to a LIVE LOBSTER DINNER.....
 
TheNaturalist
Comments: 128
Joined: 05/23/2006
03/27/2007 12:20:33 PM
It's a cottage industry in Africa. It's called a 419 scam after the Nigerian penal code for fraud. Everybody gets them all the time.
 
merry
Comments: 16
Joined: 08/29/2006
03/26/2007 11:59:09 PM
I get tons of email from Nigerian officials who tell me I am beneficiary of a dead persons money, asking for personal info to recieve this windfall. Most of them have harsh, easliy recognized as Nigerian names, not one has had a nice german name like my own, yet somehow I am the only next of kin! Oh, and I am not black, I am white, have no Nigerian famliy history whatsoever, and am fully aware that this is just a money order scam. But every day I have several of these in my email. How about any one else?
 
codeslinger
Comments: 24
Joined: 12/28/2005
02/12/2007 10:34:40 AM
Here's another good one:

'laser printer evangelism'

It this how those fliers on my windshield get there?

 
codeslinger
Comments: 24
Joined: 12/28/2005
02/12/2007 10:29:15 AM
Haven't done one of these in a while:

'milky scarecrow'

This leaves me wondering, does he stay crunchy?

'meddle insufficient'

It's bad when you're meddling just can't make the grade.

'500% more'

More what? Wait, I probably done want to know.
 
mountainman
Comments: 739
Joined: 09/13/2006
11/02/2006 11:43:25 PM
WWW.BUSHCLINTONKATRINAFUND.ORG don't one cancel out the other.
 
mountainman
Comments: 57
Joined: 09/13/2006
11/02/2006 04:29:14 PM
"socialist pianist"

Could this be Barbara Streisand? LOL
 
codeslinger
Comments: 24
Joined: 12/28/2005
10/24/2006 04:06:43 PM
Here's a few I just found in my junk mail:

prisoner of delightful war

northwestward charlatan

terminal mass-produce

u need stenography
 
Ima D Scamp
Comments: 286
Joined: 08/30/2006
10/24/2006 02:56:11 AM
What about the Grant money from the U.S. Government. However the catch is that you must send money to the tune of $89.50 to find out where to look for it. (can get a free book on Grant Monies from Pueblo, Colo.)
No thankee.......
A REAL observation!
 
Ima D Scamp
Comments: 286
Joined: 08/30/2006
10/24/2006 02:54:08 AM
Freebies that cost hundreds of dollars.

Calling me by my first name (which is a real joke)......no I am not a man!

Free cruise, pay shipping fee (did they say shipping?) of $1,500.00....... hmmmmmm
Who do they take me for ,someone who just got off the turnip truck from Tobacco Road?
 
Ima D Scamp
Comments: 286
Joined: 08/30/2006
10/24/2006 02:50:23 AM
Viagra advertisements to a middle aged spinster....... hmmmmmmm.
Just an observation.
 
BigShiggy
Comments: 494
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/24/2006 02:28:14 AM
It's getting crazier:

I am now getting e-mails from the future,
some of the dates say 2037, 2036 and 2008.
How about that for SPAM, they are coming from the future...LOL
 
BigShiggy
Comments: 57
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/23/2006 10:53:21 AM
"Please do not come into work today."

Of course I got this AFTER I was already in the door. :(
 
mountainman
Comments: 739
Joined: 09/13/2006
10/20/2006 10:39:56 PM
Tired of ulgy belly fat. wear a shirt "please".
 
mountainman
Comments: 57
Joined: 09/13/2006
10/20/2006 10:27:10 AM
"Chuck Norris's favorite facts"

-Sounds like a good read to me! Gett'em Walker Texas Ranger!
 
mountainman
Comments: 57
Joined: 09/13/2006
10/19/2006 11:14:00 AM
"waterfall waterfall. Overlord Boss."

Possible interpretation: The janitor is having a bad day with the urinals?
 
mountainman
Comments: 57
Joined: 09/13/2006
10/19/2006 09:43:06 AM
"technician necklace"

Now that would attract some lady friends...
 
codeslinger
Comments: 24
Joined: 12/28/2005
10/19/2006 09:37:35 AM
caterpillar bravado

Wow. Just wow.

 
codeslinger
Comments: 57
Joined: 12/28/2005
10/18/2006 08:37:02 AM
'sow brass knuckles'

I just can't make this stuff up....
 
BigShiggy
Comments: 494
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/16/2006 07:29:19 PM
Blowtorch Body Fat Away, While Boosting Muscle Growth
 
BigShiggy
Comments: 57
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/16/2006 02:40:03 PM
-StacksVox AmpsYamaha

Anybody understand this one????
 
BigShiggy
Comments: 57
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/16/2006 10:01:28 AM
-ghoulish electron

-overwork periphery

-sex crack
 
Ima D Scamp
Comments: 286
Joined: 08/30/2006
10/15/2006 11:00:02 PM
BTW, that is how the Church of Christ Pastor in Jackson, Tenn. wound up murdered, because his wife responded to one of these crazy e-mail spams and lost their life savings to the tune of $18,000. So sad! He called her stupid and she shot him!
 
Ima D Scamp
Comments: 286
Joined: 08/30/2006
10/15/2006 10:57:27 PM
I have been pondering all of the SPAMS I get. I think the first letter is supposed to refer to "S for Sucker" for anyone who will fall for some of this stuff...... as in the found millionaire relative in Nigeria who needs a contact person. Ain't a falling for the trash.
 
codeslinger
Comments: 24
Joined: 12/28/2005
10/15/2006 08:28:54 PM
Just saw 'penniless ingratiate' and 'skier whoosh' in my junk mail.

 
codeslinger
Comments: 57
Joined: 12/28/2005
10/13/2006 01:58:52 PM
Just came though:

Humping Frog Cards.
 
BigShiggy
Comments: 494
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/13/2006 01:41:06 PM
RE: How To Legally Rob Banks
 
BigShiggy
Comments: 57
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/13/2006 11:08:06 AM
Need a Summer Job?
note date
 
codeslinger
Comments: 24
Joined: 12/28/2005
10/13/2006 10:11:35 AM
"don't feel left out, lose fifteen pounds by Friday!"

Note: Today is Friday (Oct 13th).

 
BigShiggy
Comments: 494
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/13/2006 09:42:40 AM
"Protect your finances with an extended warranty"
 
ringgoldone
Comments: 615
Joined: 07/24/2006
10/13/2006 06:19:04 AM
Anything with the word "Free" in it.
 
BigShiggy
Comments: 494
Joined: 01/19/2006
10/13/2006 01:20:22 AM
"Paying Taxes? Get Your Money Back!"
 
codeslinger
Comments: 24
Joined: 12/28/2005
10/12/2006 10:08:37 PM
'frantic retro rocket'

Sounds like a band name if you ask me.
 
codeslinger
Comments: 57
Joined: 12/28/2005
10/12/2006 04:40:57 PM
1.Cure any disease!
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